Black museum

JD and I keep a record of the more memorable solecisms submitted by the writers in our care. We call it the black museum; here are some recent arrivals:

armed gunmen
today’s modern engines
Inside, the interior has been dramatically revised
after carrying out evaluation trials
general consensus
anti-smoking bans
32 million metric tonnes
he was acquitted of a joint conspiracy

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you are not saying who wrote these, as I'm pretty sure on of those came from me. - D

JD said...

What, only the one?!

Anonymous said...

The others came from the voices in my head. I had nothing to do with those...really!!

Anonymous said...

A joint conspiracy? Good god! The drugs of the world are uniting against us! (Or, depending on your political viewpoint, large, choice lumps of meat).