Smithisms

One of our sales reps is renowned for his interesting turn of phrase and ability to mangle idioms. For your pleasure, here are a few his best expressions from over the years:

  • A bit old in the tooth and green behind the ears
  • He's ruffled my cage
  • He's as sharp as a button
  • What's the point in shooting yourself in the back?
  • I wouldn't trust them with a bargepole
  • I bet he's spitting chips

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A friend of mine at work always say 'Jesus, mother and Mary chain' it makes me laugh every time!