Spotted this advert in the window of a local estate agent's:
For those who can't see the photo, the text reads in part:
A beautiful spacious 2 Bedroom Flat with ceramic views across London is situated on 3rd Floor
Ceramic views? Perhaps the flat looks out on to a pottery - not that I know of any in Forest Hill.
And presumably the writer meant 'scenic', but is 'ceramic' due to the careless use of a spellchecker's suggestions list?