I got involved in an email chat today. One of my friends apologised for a late response, saying: "I've been on an advanced word course." Another friend of mine replied: "Advanced words... what kind of words and what on earth for?!"
It rather tickled me - obviously friend one was talking about Microsoft Word.
Keep them coming - I don't sit on all our emails for two years. Promise.
And I think I'd rather like to go on an advanced word (as opposed to an advanced Word) course.