This one's on the house

Oh the pleasures of daytime TV. Here are some more gems from Mrs Apus's favourite house selling programme:

• “Have I got to drag you out of there with a coach and horses?”

• "He’d do the interior and I’d do the... outerior."

• "There's a downstairs bathroom – as you'd expect in a bungalow."

• "Neil Armstrong might have said it’s a giant leap for mankind when he landed on the moon, but for Amanda buying this bungalow is certainly a giant leap!"