So yesterday I visited St Paul's Church in Covent Garden (pictured) with three people who shall remain nameless.
I remarked that the church had been designed by the influental architect Inigo Jones.
"I've never heard of him - but I have heard of Indigo Jones," said one of my companions.
"Indigo Jones - who's he, then?" I asked.
"You know that film, Indigo Jones the Doom Raider."
That's a movie I'd like to see: a mashup between Indiana Jones and Tomb Raider with some Inigo Jones thrown in for good measure...
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