According to today's Evening Standard, the London Underground is currently "too hot for cattle":
That's a shame, because cows love travelling on the Tube.
Incidentally, a couple of the broadsheets ran a similar story back in 2002. At least The Guardian took the unusual approach of putting commuters in a cattle truck.
I'd still rather see cows on the Tube, though.
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